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What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
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We had a discussion about roses.
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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
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What did the calf play in the school band?
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What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?