What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What animals make the best students?