What is a king's favorite weather?
Hail.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which family member has tusks?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?