What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where do books sleep?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How do snowmen get information?
What tea do footballers drink?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What birds always travel in twos?