What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What game do bats excel at?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?