What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the frog starve?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?