What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was the broom late for school?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?