Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What insect thinks it's a dog?