Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do moms make good vintners?
How do fleas travel?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a henway?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How do you make antifreeze?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?