Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What are baby potatoes called?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What sport can waiters play really well?