Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What birds make average students?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How do bees get to school?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?