What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?