What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How do billboards talk?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?