What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?