Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How can you make 7 even?
What's the scariest letter?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?