What animal floats best?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What is another name for a cow?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?