Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How do you massage a chicken wing?