Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
How is life like toilet paper?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?