Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?