What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Sue-nami.
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?