How do fish watch TV shows?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Where do kittens go to school?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the stair machines call each other?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the turkey join the band?