How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why was the horse so happy?
What sports are both plant-based?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?