What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?