Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?