Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Where do they produce Christian films?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?