Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
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Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?