Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Which animals make the best football players?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's a priest's favorite food?