How did the mermaid call her friends?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?