My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Where do ants go to eat?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?