My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
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What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where do stars go to college?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?