My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why was the musician arrested?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Where do frogs keep their money?