Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
