Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which is the worst season?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's the most determined bird?