Why are skeletons so calm?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the foal cough?