Why do trees try new things so often?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?