Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Which insect makes the best father?
How does a witch play loud music?
What sports are both plant-based?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?