Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What bee is good for your health?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why are all priests fit?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?