What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How does a barber get to work?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?