What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did autumn say to summer?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?