What nationality are most fish?
Fin-nish.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?