What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
A model plane.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What is another name for a cow?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?