What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How do you get straight A's?
What do bees chew?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?