Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why is summer always sad?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's the noisiest food?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?