What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What makes music in your hair?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?