Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Where do hamsters come from?
How are teens like cats?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why was the cow afraid?