Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?