Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call a silly hill?