Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
What is the most adorable season?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?