What sport can waiters play really well?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?