What sport can waiters play really well?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What words make the best athletes?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What is a whale's favorite sport?