What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What color are all the books in the library?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?