What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What is the smallest lion?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is another name for a cow?