Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How is life like toilet paper?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?