What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do two skunks argue?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where would you find an elephant?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?