What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?