What do cows say when you milk them?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?