What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Who do camels find most inspiring?