Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?