Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?