Why do cows go to New York?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?