What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?