What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
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When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What car does Yoda® drive?
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What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
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Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
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What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
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Why was the bud so shy?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?