What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do insects learn at school?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What animal floats best?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What kind of bird can write?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?