Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How is cat food sold?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?