What do you call a smelly horse?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why is spring the oddest season?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why was the math book sad?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
We had a discussion about roses.
Where should you plant flowers along the road?