Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why was the broom late for school?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?