Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is the definition of Robin?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?