Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
What time of day was Adam created?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?