What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?