What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Can February March?
Why was the cow afraid?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?