What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Families are like fudge.
Which musician loves to make chili?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How does a cow do math?
Why was the snake coughing so much?