What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What math figure is also in the band?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why do dogs run in circles?