What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What says: oom oom oom?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?