What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What is an insect's favorite game?